Ben Elwyn

Toys & Games

Sometimes I make games and sometimes I make toys. I do this because I love jokes and play and the internet is for both (imho). Most of the jokes are bad jokes, sorry not sorry.

The Dating Game

A game about guessing ages (2026)

Words From Earth

A website for sentences I’ve collected (2026)

An Idiosyncratic Collection of Paintings

An ongoing collection of photographs of paintings (2026)

Kinski Press

Make your book look really super hip (2026)

Master Pieces

Puzzles with paintings (2025)

What is that thing?

A quiz game of Met Museum things (2025)

Shakespeare Autocomplete

Shakespeare Autocomplete

Never write like not-Shakespeare again! (2025)

50 Shades of Arbitrary

Every colour has its shades (2025)

The Emoji Personality Test

The Emoji Personality Test

Who are you? (2022)

HYYYPE.XYZ

HYYYPE.XYZ

A bad joke about NFTs (2022)

Counting Alphabetically

Counting Alphabetically

From 0 to 1000 (2021)

Design your own hole

Design your own hole

A hole, just for you (2020)

The Road

The Road

Spin and hit the road (2019)

Words From Earth

Words From Earth

Unattributed quotes (2018)

A Careless Whisper

A Careless Whisper

What is the Internet? (2018)

blacksquare

blacksquare

Scrolling for a new age (2018)

Christmas

Christmas

An archive of christmas sketches (2016-2019)

War Cries

War Cries

Campaign slogans for US elections (2017)

No Man is an Island

No Man is an Island

Deep truths (2017)

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Inhabit Instagram as a box with no exit (2016)

99 poodles

99 poodles

Sorry Jay Z (2016)

Primary Suite

Motion in three colours (2014)

Do fairies exist?

Do fairies exist?

A baby teaching aid (2013)

5px

5px

A primitive drawing tool (2013)

QR

QR

Tea leaves for the digital age (2012)

The Beach

The Beach

Watch out for waves (2012)

Two Clocks

Two Clocks

Because no one wears watches anymore (2011)